BLOGGER TEMPLATES AND TWITTER BACKGROUNDS

Monday, December 21, 2009

"ONLY three days?!?" - K-Dizzle

"Ping Pong Viet Cong" earned me a three-day suspension from EA Games. Check it...



Dear Tulip,

Your The Sims 3 account has been suspended from The Sims 3 website service for 3 days and the content removed due to the following violation of the Rules of Conduct.

Violation: Use of inappropriate Content(Nudity)
Terms of Service:
Transmit or facilitate distribution of Content that is harmful, abusive, racially or ethnically offensive, vulgar, sexually explicit, defamatory, infringing, invasive of personal privacy or publicity rights, or in a reasonable person's view, objectionable. Hate speech is not tolerated

Content or Asset:Ping Pong Viet Cong

The Terms of Service clearly define that this behavior and activity is not permitted on the The Sims 3 Exchange service. Electronic Arts has stated their goals of building a strong community that offers a comfortable atmosphere for all of our players. This sort of behavior does not have a place in our communities, and simply will not be tolerated. Please understand that any additional violations could and likely will lead to the immediate termination of this The Sims 3 account.

If you feel that this suspension is unwarranted, or if you wish to dispute the claims of this email, we ask that you please visit the Account Administration site at http://support.ea.com and use the “contact us” option so that they can review any possible discrepancies of this event.

Sincerely,

Electronic Arts
Customer Support



Twenty-four lucky players managed to grab Ping Pong before The Man could shut us down.



That's right, EA. I will challenge everything.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Forget Snorway.

It's time for this. OK, it is always time for this.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Rumors of my death have been blah, blah, blah...

House-hunting. Blog-neglecting. (Fallout 3-playing.)

Menu-planning. (The Indians call it maize.)

I have no comics, so let's do a clip show. Of this thing I made. Last year.



(Pssssst--ditch the can-shaped cranberries and have lingonberry jam with your turkey. You're welcome, America.)

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Mysticisms!

Tulip Sniper is an anagram for...

inert pupils
pile turnips
lupine strip
inept I slurp, which inevitably leads to...
penis lip rut
priest lupin
and without a doubt my favorite, plies tip urn.

Because I will ballet the fuck out of your Aunt Maltilda's ashes, chump.



Sunday, September 20, 2009

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Monday, September 14, 2009

Av ko gudar och damer.

Detta är en Lumsk sådan dag. Alla Norska och mystisk. "Vi är alla bara brickor i ett fruktansvärt vårdnadstvist mellan liv och död." säger Norrmännen. Eller de skulle. Om de talade Svensk.

Titta på följande arbeten, mina barn, och förtvivlan!



Ordet i din kollektiva mödrar.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Double Penetration.

Pokémon: DP Battle Dimension.

DP.

Ahem...


Which apparently follows the wacky, Three's Company-esque hijinks of two strapping young school boys and their prepubescent child-whore. Oh, and Pokémons. Pokémi? Fuck it, here's a picture...

"Ash, you may have to tag in Squirtle--your wiener is so lithe and feminine."