A Formal Review.

Mirrors is a documentary filmed in real time about Ben Carson, a man who happens upon a banshee of some description whilst attempting to solve a murder in precisely twenty-four American hours. The banshee, played by Broadway krump dancer Mary Beth Peil, confesses to the murder by burning a series of churches and daycare centers in the shape of a large arrow pointing to her house, ironically killing hundreds of additional victims. Ben falls in love with the banshee, and is eventually eaten.

I have no idea why this movie is entitled Mirrors; they are not only insignificant to the plot, but seemed to be absent from the film entirely.

Runtime, 110 minutes. Or 747.5 Swedish Kronor.


Favorite Movie Moment...

At one point, my strapping young date expressed confusion over the death of a minor character. "Wait. Didn't they just say the guy was killed in a subway in Holland?" he asked, his ingenuous eyes daring me to sex him up with every blink.

"No, baby." I explained seductively. "HARLEM."

"Oh."

- the movie

- the chocolate-covered espresso beans

- my date