Game Night!

Cubby, Crown Prince of Denmark and I took part in the most X-treme, balls-to-the-wall chess game ever, utilizing our queens within the first two minutes. Which ended in perhaps the utmost erotic stalemate of all time.

Later, he managed to outwit an ill-tempered Frenchman at Global Monopoly.


Frenchie: Trade me Rome!

me: I doubt that's going to happen. He really likes Caligula.

him: You have two of three oranges and that would open possibilities of you moving into the territory, and gaining more customers is bad for my economic growth.


Customers. Epic.

Now check this out while I judge you for doing that thing you think nobody knows about.