No punchline.

But you should know that signs are like, 9/10 of the law. Or something.



On an unrelated note, and they always are, I am going to sell Grandma TK's Cherry Chupacobbler via internet and swim around in a big room full of money like Scrooge McDuck.

TK's Best Ten of 2008.

In no particular order...

1. Skin tape.

2. Xbox 360, and subsequently Silent Hill: Homecoming.

3. Adam D's sideburns.

4. Philly cheese steak sandwiches made with chicken a la Jersey Mike's.

5. The Goddamn Misadventures of Motherfucking Flapjack.

6. Quarantine, Blindness, and Let the Right One In.

7. CollegeHumor.com

8. The Acacia Strain's Continent album.

9. Homemade jello shots.

10. USB-powered foot warmers.